How to be a grade A dork a book by Peter Benjamin Parker
YOU DONT KNOW HOW LONG I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS
i really love this photo so much because it’s pure happiness; you can see tom k being an adorable dork, and matthew looks geniunely happy , even if dom doesn’t gives a shit but his fashion is showing.
I’m laughing so hard oh my god that was so unexpected
do u ever watch movies or shows where they have a flashback to a main character’s childhood and it’s so god damn well cast that you think for a second that they built a time machine and filmed the same actor when they were a little kid
WHAT THE FUCK
Remember in the 90’s there used be a room in your house that was called the “computer room”.
Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”
Why does this not have any notes?
lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”
“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”
“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”